
Casey's Corner
II. Thou shalt use up every single snack credit, even if thou thinks thou’s stomach lining has probably already burst
III. Thou shalt not feel in any way juvenile for eating things shaped like giant mouse heads
IV. Thou shalt forget about thou’s diet and just order the No Way Jose already
V. Thou shalt gladly again pay too much for a funnel cake even though it made thou sick yesterday because it’s just that good
VI. Thou shalt take pity on the ‘Ohana cast member and stop asking them when the potatoes are going to come back. There have trans fats, people. They’re never allowed to come back. Sniff…
VII. Thou shalt not build thou’s entire trip around maybe, just maybe, getting a table on the patio of Rose and Crown for Illuminations
VIII. Thou shalt eat at at least one restaurant where thou gets to use chopsticks and potentially eat something that isn’t a hamburger
IX. Thou shalt eat in the castle. Thou just has to. It’s the law.
X. Thou shalt not even tell thou’s daughter that dining with the princesses even exists until thou has secured the ADR. It’s just not worth the pain.
(Thanks to Caitiesus on the WDWForGrownups.com forums for inspiration!)
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Another: Thou shouldst always remember to tip thy servers well. They be-est the reason your meal is so enjoyable. )