EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Has Devolved Into ANARCHY

There’s a rogue town that’s bursting at the seams with crime in Disney World!

Spaceship Earth in EPCOT

That’s right, we’re talking about the tiny train village in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT. We’ve uncovered many villainous plots in this miniature city’s storyline so far, from Godzilla-like bird attacks to murder to robbery…and so much more. But during this week’s visit, we spotted some new happenings!

Let’s start things out at the church, where there seems to be some shocking drama. A groom, groomsman, and bridesmaid have all clearly gathered for a wedding, but we have a case of a runaway bride! The wedding guest in the red jacket who showed up seems to be just as shocked as we are.

A runaway bride?!

The owner of the village’s pink house seems to be getting into shady activities. Is that a coffin we spot in the yard? Who’s he burying? Perhaps it’s one of the countless murder victims we’ve seen in this town in the past…or maybe he’s found someone new to take down.

What’s going on over there?

Over at another house in the village, we spotted SABOTAGE. It seems that the neighbors are squabbling, as one man hit another man’s cow…with a TRACTOR. We demand justice for this treachery!

Crime and villainy run rampant here.

Tucked away near the woods is this seemingly abandoned house. And this week, a strange man was lurking outside looking mighty suspicious. Is this an espionage mission? Is he one of the town’s many murdering fiends? We’re keeping a close eye on him.

We’re watching you…

All seemed to be as usual in the town square, but we don’t trust these people to keep in line for very long. We’re learning their habits, and we’re watching out for more diabolical dastardly deeds soon!

The town square

Stay tuned to DFB for more updates from our favorite tiny train town in the coming weeks! We’ve got you covered with all the nonsense, shenanigans, and silliness from Disney World. (As well as, ya know, the actual news.)

* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.

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