You know, if you’re trying to stay at Disney World, you have a LOT of options!
I mean, with over 25 hotels to pick from and three different categories (deluxe, moderate, value), it’s enough to make your head spin. But what if you want to stay as close as physically possible to your favorite park? Say you’re into Magic Kingdom. Well, we want to help narrow things down for you, so, to that point, we wanted to get your thoughts on which of the Magic Kingdom monorail hotels you would Kiss, Marry, or Kill!
We reached out to our followers on Facebook to ask: “KISS, MARRY, KILL — Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort, Grand Floridian Resort & Spa, and Contemporary Resort 👇” We had quite a few people leave their opinions in the comments!
Now, let’s dive into the responses!
To Kiss
To start us off, the majority answer for “Kiss” was the Grand Floridian Resort & Spa.
Let’s have a look at your responses:
- “Kiss- Grand Floridian (great to visit. Too bougie to stay)”
- “That leaves the Grand with kiss I suppose. I don’t have a strong feeling towards it. It’s fine. It’s weirdly fancy in a way I don’t care for on the daily but we have had some nice dinners there and our reception was there at Sago Cay. She just isn’t my style but I still like her better than Contemporary!”
To Marry
Next up, the majority in this poll were completely down to “Marry” Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort.
Let’s have a look at your responses:
- “The Poly(nesian) is my second fav resort! Love sitting on the swings by the beach and watching the water parade and fireworks. (But my favorite resort will /probably/ always be the Animal Kingdom lodge.)”
- “Marry- Polynesian. It’s my favorite resort on property”
- “We own DVC at Poly(nesian Village) and we were married there so it’ll have be marry for Poly(nesian).”
The comment that just might have won:
- “Sorry, I love all three…resort polygamy it would have to be. 🤔😂”
To Kill
Last up, the majority of you in this poll voted the Contemporary Resort for “Kill.”
Let’s have a look at your responses:
- “Contemporary is def my least def deluxe resort.”
- “Kill- Contemporary (what is there to enjoy? Almost entirely themeless and the outdoor common areas are a bland concrete slab of blah) This is the correct answer. 😂”
On a lighter note, here are some other thoughts regarding the Contemporary:
- “I’d marry the Contemporary…. For walking to MK and eating at chef mickeys everyday for breakfast lol”
- “Marry- contemporary (boring but reliable and comfortable)”
Those were just some of your thoughts on which of the Magic Kingdom monorail hotels you would Kiss, Marry, or Kill, and we’d love to find out more from you! Until then, keep it right here for all the latest Disney news!
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