Your Daily Dose of Laughter from Disney World: Business Zebra Edition (Trust Us Here) 🦓

Today is a good day in Disney World. Why? Because Business Zebra.

Zawadi Marketplace

You might be thinking, “what or who is “Business Zebra?” It’s okay. We’ll explain everything. Sit back, relax, and listen to this wonderful tale.

Today we visited Zawadi Marketplace in Animal Kingdom Lodge Jambo House. We were so young, so innocent, with no idea that our lives were about to change forever. Are you ready?

Zawadi Marketplace

BEHOLD. It is Business Zebra. 🦓

Business Zebra TM

We have so many thoughts. Who’s the Zebra talking to? Why does their body language look vaguely annoyed? Also, they’re giving us major Main Character energy.

Let’s get a closer look

Is Business Zebra on hold with Disney? One DFB team member said that they thought Business Zebra had probably been on hold with Disney World for four hours trying to book Genie+ for their trip next year. 😂

Hello? Disney?

Our opinion? Business Zebra is just trying to plan an unforgettable trip for their little, adorable zebra family and has been listening to Disney’s hold music for WAY too long (though that music can be pretty fun to listen to for a little while).

Hello, This is Business Zebra Here

We can just picture it now: “Yes, I just want to add Genie+ to my ticket package. And get me Star Wars hotel reservations too. What do you mean the dates I want are SOLD OUT?!” 😱

Hello?

If you’re not questioning our sanity yet, you too might be wondering what Business Zebra has on their computer, and the answer is a zebra and a giraffe (of course). Maybe that’s Business Zebra’s son and best friend? Someone start writing this script!

A Zebra Computer (Of Course)

All Business Zebra wants is to create memories with their family so they feel less guilty about spending so much time on the Zebra Business. Is that too hard to ask?!

On hold with Disney, just tryin to snag that Starcruiser reservation pic.twitter.com/Q02UGqD02Z

— Disney Food Blog (@DisneyFoodBlog) October 29, 2021

And perhaps the most surprising thing (you’re probably thinking wait…there’s more?!) about Business Zebra is that this figure costs $195.99. Yes, Business Zebra is almost $200.

Business Zebra is…pricey!

If you’d like your very own Business Zebra, make your way to Zawadi Marketplace in Animal Kingdom Lodge. And make sure you have $200 too. Then check back with DFB for more Disney World news that may or may not include Business Zebra.

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