Hey there, madam mayor reporting for duty. Here to give you the latest updates from Disney World’s most dangerous place…the tiny train town!
I stopped by the town a few days ago to see what kind of shenanigans the residents were getting into, and we’ve got some things to discuss! In the past, I’ve caught these ruffians in murder, espionage, vandalism, treachery, and more. But this week? Well, you’re going to be surprised.
The biggest shock of this week’s visit to the tiny train town is that my residents were actually…ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR. (Cue collective gasp!) That’s right, there seemed to be no major plots afoot this week and I am certainly not taking the quiet for granted! I didn’t spot any new vandalism, debauchery, or obvious crime.
Now, this could all be related to my plea during my last visit for the residents to be on their best behavior. We’re currently playing host to Mr. Mickey Mouse himself while he takes a vacation, and I wanted our residents to put on a good show. Thankfully, they’ve behaved!
But even though we’ve had a relatively quiet week crime-wise, this visit was not without intrigue! It seems that there may be some love stories brewing in our little village. At the church on the outskirts of town where we’ve been waiting for a runaway bride, the maid of honor and best man have been spending increasingly more time together. Could we ring the wedding bells for an entirely different reason than the one that brought them together?
Also, I noticed last time that the new singles’ hang-out spot seems to be the various train stations around town. During this past visit, I spotted three gentlemen waiting there to pick up their dates for an evening of fun. Way to go, guys!
And on top of the interesting love stories happening in our town, we also had another visitor! An EPCOT Cast Member stopped by to trim the trees. And yes, they use a teeny tiny hedge trimmer!
So all in all, it was an eventful week in the tiny town, even without crime! Stay tuned to DFB for more tiny town updates in the future.
The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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Do you think the citizens are REALLY behaving, or is it all a ruse? Tell us in the comments!
Andrew says
I think they’re snowing ya! Come back after dark when the town is lit up and you might catch them in the act!
It would be lovely to see the tiny town all lit up at night.
Louise Herrick says
I went to visit Tiny Train Town last week and was surprised how harmonious everything was compared to all the recent reports!