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If you’ve been a DFB reader for a while, then you probably know all about Tiny Train Town!
Tiny Train Town!
I like to report on the shenanigans and nonsense happening in the tiny village in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT, and you’d be surprised by how much shenanigans and nonsense these folks get into! So join me, Madam Mayor, as I take you on a tour of the itty bitty city and see what wild stories we can uncover.
The shenanigans are a’brewing again, folks.
OH NO!
The Tiny Train Town in EPCOT’s Germany Pavilion is full of mischief, and I’m on the job — sharing photos and stories from the town’s gossip train (pun intended). Today, Madam Mayor (that’s me!) is back with another update with everything that’s going on in the itty bitty city. And yes, it’s scandalous as usual.
‘Round these parts, there’s a village of mischief and nonsense that we have to keep in line!
What’s going on within these hallowed walls?
Yes siree I’m talking about the Tiny Train Town in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT. This itty bitty city has been filled with crime for years, and we visit it often to keep tabs on its happenings. As the mayor, it’s my job to report those findings back to you guys!
I go to Disney World ALL. THE. TIME. And that means I interact with Cast Members pretty frequently!
Cast Members are the MAGIC!
During my face time with Disney’s hard-working employees, I try to be the perfect guest. I offer words of encouragement, follow their directions closely, and occasionally crack a joke to hopefully make their day a little better. Hopefully, all that teacher’s pet behavior makes up for what I’m about to confess…there are some Cast Members I AVOID.
It’s that time again, folks, time to visit the delinquents.
Oh no, not again!
I’m sure they’ve been up to lots of nonsense like usual, and I’m here to catch them in the act! So get in your tiny cars and grab your tiny cameras…we’re going to the Tiny Train Town in EPCOT.
Hey there folks, it’s time for what you’ve all been waiting for…the first Tiny Train Town update of 2026!
We’re back!
You know that this itty bitty city is always getting up to mischief, and of course, as the mayor it’s my duty to document that mischief and report back to you guys. So if you’re ready for some nonsense, shenanigans, and WILD stories, let’s go!
Welcome back to another update from the rowdiest little town in Disney World!
We’re baaackkk!
I made a visit to the Tiny Train Town in the Germany Pavilion as their Madam Mayor, and they were up to their same old nonsense! (Seriously, you guys, it’s the holidays — I’ve got better things to do than chase down the ne’er-do-wells!) But alas, it’s my job. So I’m here to give you all the holly jolly (and not-so-jolly) happenings.
Gather ’round, all you lovers of ghost stories, horror movies, and all things spooky. I’m here to tell you a tale of Disney World’s itty bitty nightmare…
What’s going on within these hallowed walls?
…THE TINY TRAIN TOWN! This village has been known for its many spooky curses, gruesome murders, and even werewolf infestations in the past. So what does it have in store for us this Halloween? I’m almost frightened to find out!
It’s time to head back to Disney World’s hub of tomfoolery, the Tiny Train Town!
Tiny Train Town, I’ve returned!
The itty bitty city is tucked away in the Germany Pavilion in EPCOT and it’s one of my favorite spots to visit because the residents are always up to one shenanigan or another. I’ve been dubbed the mayor of those rambunctious residents, and I’m here to put their nonsense on blast. So let’s get down to business (bonus points if you get that reference!).
You guys will not believe what I’m about to tell you…they’re back at it AGAIN.
NOT AGAIN!
Okay, if you’ve been around here for a while now, you might believe me when I tell you that the Tiny Train Town residents in EPCOT‘s Germany Pavilion are up to their usual antics of crime, tomfoolery, and malarkey. These guys are EXPERTS at nonsense by now, and as their mayor, it’s my job to keep you in the loop with what’s going on. So let’s dive in!
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