It’s my job to uncover all the nonsense happening in EPCOT’s itty bitty city.
Welcome to Tiny Train Town!
Hi! If we haven’t met, my name is Lydia, and I’m the DFB-proclaimed Mayor of Tiny Train Town in EPCOT’s Germany Pavilion. Over the years, I’ve seen some serious shenanigans and malarkey in that village, and I’m getting to the bottom of it. So come along with me to see what’s happening in the triple-T recently!
Let’s start things out with this suspicious character I spotted in the village square. She may seem like she’s birdwatching, but this not-so-innocent woman was caught with hundreds of surveillance photos from around our town! Is she in cahoots with someone? Where are those photos going? What is their PURPOSE? I must find out!
A spy?!
Speaking of suspicious things, I noticed several people coming in and out of this unmarked building at strange times of the day and night. This was an old train depot that’s no longer in use, and the building was vacated years ago. So what’s going on?
Well, thankfully, this one wasn’t sinister at all! Upon further investigation, there’s a secret acapella group that meets inside here in the late evenings and early mornings outside of their regular work hours. Apparently, the acoustics inside are phenomenal. They’re looking for an alto…anyone interested?!
Suspicious!
However, that was pretty much the only bit of happy news I have this week. One of the town doctors has been arrested for medical malpractice after it was discovered that his credentials are FAKE. Could he be working with our sneaky spy with the camera? I’m starting to think there’s some kind of undercover operation going on here.
NOT a real doctor!
Also, there have been mass reports of livestock deaths in recent weeks. Last year, we dealt with a tainted food source for many of the farms, but this year, autopsies have revealed poison blow darts to be the cause of death! Someone is quite literally shooting down the cows of the village from the rooftops. Only one farm seems to be unaffected at this time…could that be the culprit?
Those poor cows!
I’ll be digging deeper into these mysteries in the hopes of getting some answers, so subscribe to our newsletter for more updates!
* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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I LOVE,LOVE,LOVE the tiny town updates!! Please, please keep them up. Love your creativity!
Lydia, thank you for the update on The Tiny Train Town. I used to look and walk by the town but now I stop and look around to see if I can locate stories to discover and share. You make me smile and I completely enjoy your views and stories of tiny train town. Keep up the amazing work!!!!!!
I’m an alto, but I still haven’t gotten my Shrink Ray working. My voice might be a bit bigger than they had in mind. 🤣🤣🤣
When I visit EPCOT I make a point of checking out Tiny Train Town. I’ve made notes from your observations and it’s made it more interesting to see. Was wondering if there is map showing what buildings are what and homes that someone is a resident.
Last time I was there I saw a figure dressed in a long black cloak and black wide brim hat. Definately a suspecious character.
Thanks
Love me some Tiny Town gossip. I always check on Tiny Town to see what is going on. In January I brought a NBBDA (never been before Disney adult). They thought I was a bit mad when I stopped there, pointed out things and told stories. LOL