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We’re back!
It’s time to venture once again into the bowels of EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town with me, Madam Mayor! Let’s see what these miniature delinquents are getting up to this week. Any guesses?
Welcome back to Tiny Train Town updates with Madam Mayor!
Let’s go to Tiny Train Town!
If you’ve never come along with me on a visit to Disney World’s itty bitty city, then you’re in for a wild ride! The tiny train village in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT is full of shenanigans and ne’er-do-wells, and as the mayor of the village, it’s my job to report on all the nonsense. Let’s go see what they’re up to!
The shenanigans are a’brewing again, folks.
OH NO!
The Tiny Train Town in EPCOT’s Germany Pavilion is full of mischief, and I’m on the job — sharing photos and stories from the town’s gossip train (pun intended). Today, Madam Mayor (that’s me!) is back with another update with everything that’s going on in the itty bitty city. And yes, it’s scandalous as usual.
In these trying times, we all need something to give us some joy. And this little guy just restored my faith in humanity.
This little green alien has our hearts! ©Disney
In a recent interview to promote the upcoming The Mandalorian and Grogu film, movie stars Pedro Pascal and Grogu sat down with Star Wars to take a friendship test. Let’s just say their friendship was definitely tested!
Kids really say (and do!) the darndest things, don’t they?!
TRON Lightcycle / Run
After a recent trip to Disney World with my sister and her family, one of my nieces, Harper, was reminiscing about her time at the Most Magical Place on Earth the best way a 7-year-old knows how — by drawing it. Her drawing was so adorable that I shared it with the entire DFB team, and we all couldn’t help but think about how hilariously accurate it was. This girl is going places, man.
‘Round these parts, there’s a village of mischief and nonsense that we have to keep in line!
What’s going on within these hallowed walls?
Yes siree I’m talking about the Tiny Train Town in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT. This itty bitty city has been filled with crime for years, and we visit it often to keep tabs on its happenings. As the mayor, it’s my job to report those findings back to you guys!
I go to Disney World ALL. THE. TIME. And that means I interact with Cast Members pretty frequently!
Cast Members are the MAGIC!
During my face time with Disney’s hard-working employees, I try to be the perfect guest. I offer words of encouragement, follow their directions closely, and occasionally crack a joke to hopefully make their day a little better. Hopefully, all that teacher’s pet behavior makes up for what I’m about to confess…there are some Cast Members I AVOID.
It’s that time again, folks, time to visit the delinquents.
Oh no, not again!
I’m sure they’ve been up to lots of nonsense like usual, and I’m here to catch them in the act! So get in your tiny cars and grab your tiny cameras…we’re going to the Tiny Train Town in EPCOT.
You guys will not believe what I’m about to tell you…they’re back at it AGAIN.
NOT AGAIN!
Okay, if you’ve been around here for a while now, you might believe me when I tell you that the Tiny Train Town residents in EPCOT‘s Germany Pavilion are up to their usual antics of crime, tomfoolery, and malarkey. These guys are EXPERTS at nonsense by now, and as their mayor, it’s my job to keep you in the loop with what’s going on. So let’s dive in!
Alright, all you Triple T enthusiasts, it’s time to gather around for an update!
Let’s go to Tiny Train Town!
That’s right, we’re heading back to the Tiny Train Town for our weekly news report. I, Madam Mayor, personally stopped by the village this week to see what’s new in the itty bitty city, and I’ve got some hot goss to share!
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