Hey friends (and foes, I suppose), it’s time for your favorite part of the week!
Let’s take a visit to the village!
That’s right, I’m taking you along with me to the Tiny Train Town in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT! This little village is known for its heinous crimes and ridiculous nonsense, and I’m here as Madam Mayor today to unravel this week’s mysteries. Let’s go!
Starting out this week’s update, welcome our town’s newest residents! This is Mike and Hannah, and they just moved to the area. They purchased a house in the mountains, and they are entirely naive to the misadventures of Tiny Train Town. I think they’re going to figure things out preeeetty quickly.
New residents!
Speaking of everything going on. Do you guys remember that snoopy photographer from last week? Well, she was found knocked unconscious in a ditch this week! Her camera was confiscated and there were hundreds of surveillance pictures from around the town. Who does she work for? Well, I’ve got the local police force on the issue to find out.
Is that…the photographer?!
And if you read that report from last week, you may also recall that many farm animals had been harmed by poison blow darts. I’ve found the ONE farm left in town whose livestock remain unimpacted. The farmer here has been taken into police custody as well, and he’s suspect #1 in this mystery. (And yes, I know the pig looks like he has been hit, but he’s just laying in the sun…I promise!)
These animals are okay!
In other news, there was a break-in at the wedding chapel this week! Guests of a wedding arrived onsite to find that the door had been broken in, and the entire place had been looted. The bride’s parents fainted on the spot! After all, they did pay thousands for this wedding, just for it to be RUINED.
A break-in!
Wow, busy week here in town! I’ll be back with more updates soon, but until then, subscribe to our newsletter for the latest.
* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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I LOVE your train stories!! Such detail and imagination. I always look for the articles!!!
Awesome job!!!
When we visit Epcot, my husband and I always take our time looking over everything at the trains hoping to spot changes.
Tiny Town News is the highlight of my week
We love Tiny Town! I took my daughter to REALLY look at it when we went in May and she didn’t understand why I was wanting to look around it so much. We didn’t see a lot of mischief or misadventure or anything but I think we saw a derailed train.