Welcome one, welcome all, to the most nonsensical place in Disney World…TINY TRAIN TOWN!

This tiny village is located in the Germany Pavilion in EPCOT‘s World Showcase, and a few years ago, we began to notice that things were…amiss. Villagers were knocked over (was it murder?!), trains were falling off their tracks (sabotage, perhaps?), and lizards were climbing all over the buildings (GODZILLA!!!). Those fun little circumstances really derailed — pun intended — and sent us down a rabbit hole of hilarious stories and tales. If you want to hear those tales, you’ve found yourself in the right place!

The updates from Tiny Train Town (or Triple T, as I lovingly call it) started out infrequent, just shared when there was a new “story” to report. But as time went on, these articles became rather popular with our readers, and the Tiny Train Town posts were added to our regular schedule. A few months in, I took up the mantle of the town’s unofficial Mayor, writing the updates and doing some boots-on-the-ground journalism to bring you the latest.

Now, we even have merchandise in our DFB Store dedicated to Triple T, and we have a fanbase of folks who look forward to the updates and love to comment their theories and thoughts. So if you’re hoping to catch up on all that’s going down in the itty bitty city, here’s our full list of articles covering the nonsense and shenanigans.

NOTE: This list is in reverse chronological order, with the newest stories at the top of each year. 

2026

• You’re Going to LOSE YOUR MIND When You See What Disney Did to Tiny Train Town for the EPCOT Food & Wine Festival
• Disney Added MAJOR Updates To The Germany Pavilion, and We’re THRIVING
• There’s a NEW Mystery Plaguing EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town and…Good Grief, Little Suzie Get Down From There!
• The Misadventures of Tiny Train Town: 2 Arrests and a RUINED Wedding in EPCOT
• Spies and Fake Doctors Have Infiltrated EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town
• A Wedding Fistfight and Cows on Allergy Medicine?! EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Has the DRAMA This Week

• Oh the Humanity! Tiny Train Town in EPCOT Just Had a Major Cheese-tastrophe!
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Struck GOLD and I Need Your Help
• Smugglers, Barflies, and Home Improvement Projects Gone Wrong — All the Chaos From EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town This Week
• Elvis Went to EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town This Week. (Yes, You Read That Right)
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town and Stitch’s Great Escape Have One Thing in Common…
• Only REAL EPCOT Fans Know to Look For Festival of the Arts Decor Here!
• Quicksand and a Derailed Train? EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Has the Plot of a Murder Mystery

2025

• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town REFUSES to Give Me a Holiday Vacation
• Only True Disney Adults Will Recognize This Change at EPCOT
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Is Celebrating Halloween in the WORST Way Possible
• A Murder Investigation Is Underway in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Now Has a Creepy Doll Collector and I’m a Little Uncomfortable

• The Best Hidden Germany Pavilion Secret Has Returned to the EPCOT Food & Wine Festival
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Has Criminal Vandalism and a Sasquatch Problem
• Where Are the TRAINS? The Tiny Train Town Residents Are STRANDED in EPCOT
• This EPCOT Update Is Better Than ‘The Bachelor’
• Think You Have What It Takes to Live in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town?!
• For the Love of All That Is Good, Will Someone Get These Gentlemen a Chessboard in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town?!
• A Cow Murderer Is On the LOOSE in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town!
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Is Better Than BookTok (I Said What I Said)

• “I Leave You Guys for FIVE MINUTES…” — A Mayor’s Lament of EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town
• SPOTTED: Mysterious Noises, Ghosts, and Downright SPOOKY Things Are Happening in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT
• This Just In: EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Recovering After Werewolf Attack
• A Supernatural Threat LOOMS Over EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town
• More Treachery Is AFOOT in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town
• A Mysterious Storm Has Hit EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town — Will It Ever Catch A Break?

2024

• Thought EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Would Pause Criminal Activity for the Holidays? WRONG.
• We’ve Got Some SHOCKING News From EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town
• A Hot New Tiny Train Town Bombshell Has Entered the Disney World Villa
• Not Even the TRAINS Are Safe in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town
• The Residents of EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Are Raising Money for Werewolf Relief
• The UNTHINKABLE Happened in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town

• A Love Story Is Blossoming in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town!
• There’s a Plot of BETRAYAL Afoot in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town
• A Murderous Jug Band Is On the LOOSE in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town
• A Disaster of Miniature Proportions! The Trains Are BROKEN in EPCOT’s Tiny Village
•  A PLAGUE Has Infected EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town! 
• We’ve Uncovered a Heinous Plot of Destruction in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town!
• Dastardly Deeds Are Happening in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town

• Things Have Gone OFF THE RAILS in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town (Literally!)
• Things Have Gone OFF THE RAILS in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town (Literally!)
• Werewolves, Vandalism, and Stampedes — the Problems PLAGUING the Tiny Train Town in EPCOT
• Did We Uncover a SMUGGLING RING in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town?
• Disaster Has Struck EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town and the Villagers Are Cowering in Fear
• WEREWOLVES Have Invaded EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Has Devolved Into ANARCHY

• We’re Officially Deeming EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Unsuitable for Children
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Is a Lair of Scum and Villainy
• There’s Literally No Escaping the Tiny Train Town of EPCOT
• Uh-Oh! There Are Massive Transportation DELAYS in the Tiny Train Town in EPCOT
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Is (Still) a Hive of Scum and Villainy but We’re on the Case!

2023

• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Is Riddled With NEFARIOUS MISDEEDS
• CRIME Has Befallen EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town!
• There’s a NEW Addition to EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town!
• We’ve Uncovered a TERRIBLE SECRET in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town

• Yikes! EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Was CLOBBERED With Disasters 
• EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town Is Rife With Crime Today!
• Things May Have Gotten a Little Rowdy in EPCOT’s German Train Town…

So there you have it, the history of our Tiny Train Town updates in Disney World! We write Tiny Train Town posts on a regular basis, so make sure to subscribe to our newsletter and follow us on social media to see the latest.