Listen, you guys, I’ve seen my fair share of bufoonery and monkey business and even crime in Tiny Train Town in Disney World, but never did I think folks would stoop this low!
It’s a DISASTER!
As the Mayor of the Tiny Train Town in the Germany Pavilion at EPCOT, I’m here to report to you a crime so heinous that it makes me sick to my stomach. We must find the culprit and apprehend them…I need your help!
As you may recall, there was recently a HUGE update to Tiny Train Town, with a redesign of the town square, new buildings throughout the village, and many locations and figurines based on Disney movies and iconic parks characters. Shortly after, the town got an update for the Food & Wine Festival, complete with tiny food booths. It was incredible. Perfect. Wonderful. But then someone went and RUINED IT.
The town had some changes recently!
I’m here in despair to report that some of the absolute best new figurines in our miniature village have gone missing! And according to a Disney Cast Member, there is foul play involved. That’s right, park visitors have STOLEN some beloved Disney characters and I will not stand for it!
Folks are MISSING
And you know who exactly they’ve taken? The first victim is Dreamfinder, who was previously standing directly in front of this building. Listen folks, I know that Dreamfinder is coming back to EPCOT in the future, but that doesn’t mean you can have the tiny version of him all to yourself! He’s a joy to the public and deserves his spot of prominence for all to enjoy.
Dreamfinder is gone!
The other poor soul that has gone missing is the love of my life, Dr. Grant Seeker! You may recall him from the pre-show of DINOSAUR in Animal Kingdom (RIP). He was last seen in the town square, dino egg in hand. Now he has disappeared into the ether and my heart has been ripped out of my chest. I am SICK with worry!
Dr. Seeker has been TAKEN
Thankfully, police are on the scene investigating these disappearances. We’re collecting all the clues we can find. If you have any information about this robbery/kidnapping/heinous crime, please come forward and turn in the dastardly villain responsible.
And you (yes, you, the thief) if you’re reading this, you are despicable! I hope your socks are always soggy, your pillow is always lumpy, and you never get the song you want on Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind. Why must you ruin good things for other people?!
The police are here!
For more Tiny Train Town updates, keep following along with DFB!
* The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.
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We’ve returned from 2 weeks at wdw last month and we had several things stolen off our pram !!!! An umbrella that was under the pram , a large pink Stanley cup , the one with a straw in it . That was taken from the side of the pram . It was in a cup holder . The cup holder that clips onto the pram handle was taken the following day . But saddest was my little granddaughter lost her brand new magic band in Hollywood studios . She had it on as we entered the park . We got to Starbucks and it was gone ! Her Mum rushed back along our very short route but it wasn’t on the floor . It was never handed in ! She’s only seven so was heartbroken ! Why pick it up and keep it !!! Not a good thing for Disney if things are being taken ! This has never happened in the 23 years we’ve been going to wdw !
Absolutely disgusting move. Now this a little idea. Disney should now hand out about 1000 of those characters. So the ones stolen have no value
I absolutely love the train village; I don’t know how long I sat there in my w/c and watched it. I did
notice that it was not ready for food and wine which was very unusual. Also, there was a scandal brewing at the village church. The mystery goes on….Bruhahahaha!!!
This makes me sick! Who thinks they have the right to steal from Disney??? Yes, it’s overpriced and yes, they have adorable things to make the parks special and I know everyone would love to take them all home, but really?? I hope this person is arrested and banned from Disney forever.
I thought there were cameras everywhere. If thieves are in the park, provide more noticable security to catch and/or prevent stealing.