It’s time for an update from everyone’s favorite tiny town!
Oh no!
Yep, that’s right, we’re going to Tiny Train Town in EPCOT’s Germany Pavilion. The itty bitty city full of chaos is ready for a visit from Madam Mayor, and I’m going to share all the nonsense that I find. Let’s go!
This week, I present to you the mystery of the unconscious citizens! There has been a bit of an epidemic of folks being found in their homes, in public spaces, and even in the woods…completely knocked out. We’ve typically found multiple unresponsive people in the same area when this occurs.
What’s going on here?
The victims have been taken to the hospital when discovered, and they’re showing all the common signs of narcolepsy…but without a single diagnosis! Falling asleep randomly in the middle of the day? One woman was even found on TOP of the train station. We’re not sure how she got up there, but we’re lucky that a few morning travelers spotted her.
This is very strange behavior.
Another citizen was found in some nearby rocks, seemingly asleep. Several of the patients have now woken up in the hospital, but the waking is slow, and they all have brain fog regarding what they were doing before they knocked out. There are no blunt force trauma injuries, but the doctors are working on toxicology reports as we speak. We had four cases in the same day, and we’re getting worried — what if this happens to the train conductor or a firefighter? Things could go very poorly if we don’t get to the bottom of this.
Bouts of narcolepsy?!
And GOOD GRIEF, for the love of all that is holy, will someone PLEASE give Bartholomew a call?! His daughter Suzie is climbing the observation tower again, and all the guardrails have been removed for cleaning, so it is simply not safe. I know he’s a police officer, and he’s dealing with the latest problem around town, but if Suzie is the next victim of the narcoleptic knockouts, she could get seriously injured.
Little Suzie makes her return!
Hmm…looks like there’s a mystery to solve in the coming days! Stay tuned to DFB for more updates.
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I think it could be a zombie plague in early stages. We should watch for zombie behavior.
I love reading the updates from Train Town!
Oh my. I do hope they find out what causing all those poor folks to be found asleep in odd places And agree little Susie is playing with fire by standing so close to the edge of the oberservation tower without railings. I notice when I was there the light above her is missing. If she’e there after dark that’s another conern. Please Please keep us informed.