Recently we shared some advice on what you shouldn’t bring on your next Disney World trip!
And now we’re sharing a few new must-have ESSENTIALS you shouldn’t leave home without!
It’s funny how times have changed ’cause THESE days, instead of packing our suitcases with lots of extra socks and underwear, we’re stuffing them with our own makeshift PPE — that means personal protection equipment in layman’s terms!
Yes friends, we’re planning on havin’ fun AND being socially distant when the parks re-open! How, you ask? With our own personal bubble of protection, naturally! And if you’re going to Disney World too, maybe you’ll be interested in grabbing this GoBroBrand Bumper Pack for you and a friend! It’s only for $39.97 for a pack of two!
Not sure about GoBroBrand? Ludosport is selling a very similar inflatable model, but their’s must be extra-fancy because it costs $111.97! Hmm, on second thought, we’re not entirely sure if we’ll be able to eat our snacks through the thing…does it have a feeding hole at the top??? It’s hard to tell from the pictures.
If you’re looking for something a little more bubbly, it doesn’t get much better than this jazzy little number — the Thumbs Up UK Bubble Costume for $29.95! Wrap your entire self in a protective layer of plastic!
Still not eccentric enough for you? My, your tastes DO skew a bit exotic, don’t they?! Then our next hot pink suggestion for you is this Inflatable Flamingo Costume by Hacosoon for $39.98! I promise nobody will come within six feet of you when you have THIS!
Or if you prefer to keep your inflatables in the Disney family, there’s always this Baymax Inflatable Costume for $50.27! We just hope nobody mistakes us for the huggable healthcare provider from Big Hero 6 in this thing! We’re not going to be taking anyone’s temperature at the parks — just sayin’!
Okay, those last few suggestions were a little extreme. Pluuuussss…we’re pretty sure a lot of that stuff is TOTALLY against Disney’s rules about what we can wear in the parks. Alas. So…
We understand some of you guys just want to rock with your regular park attire, and that’s cool too. How about these Socially Distancing Buttons for $7.95? You get all three and they’re equal parts awesome and “Please stay six feet away from me.” How cute would these look on a denim jacket with some Disney patches next to them?
We also dig the understated, subtle elegance of a nice statement piece, like this Please Wash Your Hands Shirt for $13.94 – $19.99. Makes quite the STATEMENT, doesn’t it?
In fact, there are several designs out there right now to help “politely suggest” people vacate your space! Check out this sweet If You Can Read This…Shirt for $14.99. You could pack a whole suitcase of these and wear a new one for every day of the week!
And don’t forget to rep your love for the unofficial drink of 2020 with this Quarantini Tank Top for $14.99! Not familiar with the Quarantini??? It’s basically the same thing as a regular martini, but you drink it ALONE.
And if people still aren’t getting the hint and are crowding you out, kindly tell them to MOOOOve over with your very own personal Social Distancing Sign for $29.95! We like how this one is travel-sized AND has a cute cow on it, you know, for spacial referencing purposes.
And don’t forget — you can now preorder Disney Face Masks online! We’re especially partial to the Baby Yoda and Star Wars Masks, but they have a ton of adorable designs to choose from!
OK, OK, we’re havin’ a little fun with this one. Hope you enjoyed! And make sure you read Disney’s park rules before you head in. 😉
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