Oh, Disney World, we love it when you surprise us with random things.
Sometimes those things are an abandoned box of Dole Whips, a pair of ducks on a date, a lonely balloon, or some other random thing that just pops up. But sometimes, Disney surprises us with unique merchandise, like poisonous trinket trays (granted, at the time we had no idea what these poisonous things were). But today, we found the most epic piece of random merchandise EVER.
Okay, so this one deserves a straight-up drum roll. So here we go… what we found was a…
…a DINOSAUR LIGHTSABER!!! Like who even knew there were dinosaurs in Star Wars? Okay, okay, we technically know this isn’t REALLY a lightsaber, but it’s still a cool Dinosaur Light-Up Wand Thing (that we are going to continue to call a lightsaber). Anyway, is this the dino that Dr. Seeker wants to go get?
As you can see, it lights up just like a lightsaber — and the hilt is a cool dino. We’re not saying we’re obsessed, but…well, okay, yes, we’re obsessed. Who needs to go to Savi’s Workshop and spend HUNDREDS of dollars on a lightsaber when you can find something like this at Disney World, right?
This is certainly one of the more unique souvenirs you’ll find at Disney World, and if this is something you need in your life (and who doesn’t?), you can find it at the Dino Institute Shop next to Dinosaur at Disney’s Animal Kingdom. We can’t imagine any dinosaur-loving folks out there being able to turn this baby down. In the meantime, we’ll just pretend dinosaurs exist in Star Wars while we swing this around and pretend to defeat a prehistoric version of Darth Vader (#sorrynotsorry).
We’ll let you know if we spot any other unique and interesting souvenirs at Disney World, so be sure to check back with us soon.
Would you buy this Dinosaur Light-Up Wand, aka Dinosaur Lightsaber? Let us know in the comments!